They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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