I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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