So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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