this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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