Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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