honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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