i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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