I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
FUCK WHALES
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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