I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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