I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Randomize
