I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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