used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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