yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Randomize
