i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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