One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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