its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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