did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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