Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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