I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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