you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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