I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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