She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Even the bartender felt bad for me
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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