So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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