he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Dignity is for republicans.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize
