Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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