He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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