would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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