So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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