I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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