come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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