All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Soap is not a condiment
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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