Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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