What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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