i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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