if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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