So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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