she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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