38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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