I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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