She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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