dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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