Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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