hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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