Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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