wrigley field is MILF paradise
North Korea, Best Korea!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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