omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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