Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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