Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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