you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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