he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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