I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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