I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm bleeding and have questions
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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