He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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