WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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