Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
