Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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