you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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