I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
just tell him i said nine months
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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