isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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